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I AM THE FRIEND YOU CALL WHEN YOU WANT THINGS TO GO TOO FAR
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FREE RANGE & FERAL
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THE ONLY THING ANOTHER GIRL HAS THAT I'M JEALOUS OF IS FOOD STAMPS
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I'M GONNA LET KARMA FIX IT BECAUSE IF I FIX IT THEN I'M GOING TO JAIL
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MIGHT GO FISHING AND SEE IF I CAN CATCH A BREAK
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I'M FINANCIALLY AT A STAGE WHERE I UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE COMMIT FRAUD
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EWW YOU ARE MAD, MESSY, MANIPULATIVE & MISERABLE
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I AM NOBODY'S EMERGENCY CONTACT
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YOUR EGO IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE BIGGER THAN YOUR DICK
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DON'T LET PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO HELL UPSET YOU
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IF DICK IS ALL YOU HAVE TO OFFER ME THEN GO SELL IT AND BRING BACK THE MONEY
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CHEATING ON ME IS EASY
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CEO OF JUMPING MY ASS STRAIGHT TO CONCLUSIONS
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I CARE ENOUGH TO NOTICE BUT NOT ENOUGH TO TRIP
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THE OLDER I GET THE LONGER I SIT IN MY CAR
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I DON'T BOTTLE MY FEELINGS THE PHARMACY DOES
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WHY WOULD I BE THE BIGGER PERSON WHEN I COULD EASILY BE THE BIGGER PROBLEM?
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IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME BEAT MY A$$ OR SHUT UP
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NO ONE IS JEALOUS OF YOU GO TAKE A BATH
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WARNING: YOU ARE WORTH THE JAIL TIME & MY HUSBAND HAS BAIL MONEY
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I ASKED MYSELF IF I WAS OKAY & WE BOTH STARTED LAUGHING
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PLEASE DON'T ARGUE WITH ME
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MY ANCESTORS DID NOT PASS DOWN MONEY OR HOUSES THEY PASSED DOWN MENTAL ISSUES
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ADULTHOOD IS STRAIGHT UP THE WORST HOOD I'VE EVER LIVED IN
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